A few jokes for your day!

Today was joke day with the teachers: they have half of a joke and they need to find the punchline or the setup that matches! They are a patient bunch and put up with my love of silly jokes and bad puns! Here are a few for your entertainment 😊

What do you get when you cross a cat with an octagon? An octopus!

What do you call a noodle that isn’t welcome? An impasta!

Where do space farmers grow their veggies? In force fields!

If old, slow men use walking sticks, what do old, fast men use? Hurry-canes!

What do lawyers wear in court? Law suits!

That’s enough of that. Here are a few pictures of your amazing children!